Tonight on TV
Smallville (7 p.m., Ch. 30): Under the influence of red kryptonite, Clark elopes with psycho Alicia.
NBA (7 p.m., FSN): Sonics at Jazz
King of Queens (8 p.m., Ch. 2): Doug goes to bartending school.
Alias (8 p.m., Ch. 4): Syd and Vaughn infiltrate a Russian terrorist program.
West Wing (8 p.m., Ch. 5): Presidential rivals Vinick and Santos have a chance encounter at an Iowa motel restaurant.
Simple Life: Interns (8 p.m., Ch. 13): Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie are back. The gimmick? They are supposed to learn different jobs. The bloom is off this rose — what once seemed charming and different now seems phony and stupid.
Kevin Hill (8 p.m., Ch. 24): Kevin represents a college mentor.
Jack & Bobby (8 p.m., Ch. 30): A new episode (finally!) finds Jack dealing with his brutal attack.
Newlyweds (8 p.m., MTV): Is Nick and Jessica's marriage in trouble? Does anyone care?
Wife Swap (9 p.m., Ch. 4): Two bosses trade positions.
Katie Couric Special (9 p.m., Ch. 5): A look at teen sex.
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