Afterthoughts

Published: Saturday, Sept. 6, 2008 1:19 a.m. MDT
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• Sound bites from St. Paul: "Sarah Palin knows how to dress a moose." Do you put the pants on the moose first, or the shirt? Aren't the sleeves a problem?

• "Hockey Mom." This label harkens back to Hockey Moms for Herbert Hoover, Croquet Moms for McKinley, Badminton Moms for Kerry and Bocciball Dons for Giuliani.

• "Obama was a (chuckle, chuckle) community organizer." America has done pretty darn well with 230 years of messy, disorganized communities.

• "Sam's Club Republicans." These are patriotic folks who take advantage of the low prices of stuff made in Asian sweatshops.

• "Washington cocktail circuit." Those people in Seattle and Spokane drink like there is no tomorrow.

By Mark Russell

Tribune Media Services

Recent comments

Strained! Not humor but still strained.

Robert C. Reade | Sept. 6, 2008 at 11:58 a.m.

"Sam's Club Republicans". And the elite in the press and on the left...

Thought I'd say something | Sept. 6, 2008 at 10:03 a.m.

Not as good as his normal fare. Oh well.

Joe Moe | Sept. 6, 2008 at 1:20 a.m.

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