Reader comments: Walking Tall
JOHN ENGLISH | May. 27, 2004
It wasn't that good; it wasn't that bad. Most of all, I
think it's the shortest action movie ever made. Glad I
saw it at the $1 theater.
Walking Tall was the true story of a conservative hero in
counter-culture times: Sheriff Buford T. Pusser, who used
a 2x4 to wield questionable justice when he was sick of
drugs ruining his hometown. This remake moves the action
to modern-day, where it doesn't ring true. No small town
would get that corrupt, that quick, by locals who were
decent folk a few years ago.
Actually my first problem was when Sgt. Chris Vaughn (The
Rock) walks into town. He's been in the Army a few years,
so he goes by The Old Mill. Turns out it closed three
years ago. His dad worked there. When he finds his
folks, he asks why they never told him. They said they
didn't want him to worry. Huh? Why would they hide
something like that?
Second problem came when he meets up with his old friends
to play Saturday football, a tradition they've had since
high school. (I still play Saturday football.) One of
his friends Jay Hamilton (Timeline's Neal McDonough)
plays, but the guys on his team consist mostly of evil
employees of his, so they do dirty hits and stuff. Um,
why are these other guys putting up with playing with evil
people for their game of fun?
Third problem came when we learn Hamilton "owns the town"
and his main source of income is the casino. Now this
takes place in Washington State, and the only way you can
have a casino is if it's on an Indian reservation, which
this wasn't. How was this legally built?
The remake simplistically makes all the problems of the
town stemming from Hamilton "owning everything." Not only
does he run the casino but he's also the main drug dealer
to the town's youth. And he's the one that closed the
mill. And he's bought off the judge and defense attorney
of Vaughn when Vaughn is arrested for smashing up the
casino.
Vaughn is somehow acquitted by the jury after he promises
to run for sheriff if found not guilty. The next scene
has him in his new sheriff truck. Naturally he starts
abusing his powers right away, and the deck has been so
stacked up tot his point, the audience would've been okay
with him whacking people.
Or not. The Rock is hands-down the best pro-wrestler
turned actor. Who else is there? Roddy Piper was
passable in They Live, Hulk Hogan never lived up to the
potential he showed in Rocky III, Jesse Ventura was
amusing in small parts in Predator and The Running Man,
but The Rock has more range than all of them and more than
enough charisma to be an action staple like Arnie and
Sly. I liked him in The Rundown, and I think action-
comedy is his future. Here, he's just not done any favors
by the script. Likewise, Johnny Knoxville is funny as his
sidekick. I wish he'd had more to do. I especially liked
how he wasn't suddenly a good fighter because he was made
deputy.
It bugged me how many bullets flew at the end. What did
Jay put in the water to make so many small-town folk okay
with machine-gunning their neighbors at his request? I
laughed a few times, most of which were intentional earns,
I believe, but this really is a big flat plate of
inconsequence. Why'd they bother? Rated PG-13 for
violence and one F-word.
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