Reader comments: King Kong
EMILY AKA: JACK | Feb. 10, 2007
I felt that King Kong was made way too long. Not sure I
liked it to much. Acting was good, although (and I always
say this) the content was somewhat bad, there was a lot of
violence. I think Jack Black did a pretty good job on his
character. Otherwise, King Kong isn't one of my
favorites.
HEIDI | Apr. 17, 2006
This film is a masterpiece. The special effects are of
course better now than they were in 1933. It was true to
the original and had its own great elements. The
character development was surprising good. I didn't think
the first part was slow at all. It was necessary for the
character development and for building up tension for the
introduction of Kong. I appreciate that Naomi Watts
actually has talent like the actors and actresses of the
golden age of Hollywood. She can dance, sing, even
juggle. Comic actors are marvelous in dramatic roles,
Jack Black did perfectly. As did Adrian Brody and
others. The scariest thing in this movie is the zombie-
like natives. If you rent this movie, send your kids out
of the room to do water coloring during the zombie
scenes. Some of the characters take the Lord's name in
vain a few times which is of course unsettling and
unimaginative of the writers. Other than that, hey this
film is a triumph.
JASON | Feb. 20, 2006
I cannot believe you people!! This was a fantastic movie
and a lot of work went into it. The score was fantastic
and beautiful and the movie is over 3 hours long----which
is great because wouldn't it be boring if all movies were
the same length? This movie has fabulous special effects
and the last two hours are absolutely incredible! I don't
know why so many of you hate this movie....It was great. I
walked into the theater for one reason only-I bought the
Jurassic Park trilogy and it came with a free King Kong
ticket. I wouldn't have seen it otherwise so my
expectations were very low and I didn't think it would be
too great of a movie. Boy was I wrong. I walked out
loving it and I bought the soundtrack and I will buy the 2
disc specila edition DVD the day that it comes to stores.
So please, go see this movie and you absolutley should not
be disappointed!!!
STEVE THISSO | Jan. 6, 2006
What a horrible piece of garbage KING WRONG is. What ever
happened to character development? What ever happened to
characters who behave like real people and who do and say
believable, appropriate, and dare we say even moral and
inspiring things?
I should say that some of the acting was very good. Adrien
Brody and Naomi Watts' performances were above par, but
some of the dialoge they were forced to mutter and most of
the actions they were directed to perform were completely
laughable. For instance, KING WRONG has just killed three
T-Rex dinosaurs in a completely silly and unbelievable
battle, KING WRONG takes Watts' character back to his cave
where bones of other large apes litter the ground, he's
obviously sulking and fatigued, and all Watts' character
can think to do is juggle? What the heck? And what about
Watts' character teaching KING WRONG the word "beautiful"
in sign language in one three-second lesson? And don't
forget KING WRONG and Watts ice skating in NY after he's
just destroyed a theater, smashed countless cars and other
vehicles, and been shot at by the military. Are you
kidding me?
The plot stumbled, bumbled along with huge inexplainable
gaps. For instance, how does KING WRONG beat the stuffing
out of three full-grown dinosaurs yet can be restrained by
less than a dozen men holding him down with a few ropes?
How do they transport KING WRONG back to NY in such a
small ship? How does Watts' character come walking out of
the mist in a city as huge as NY right when Jackson's
absurd plot needs her to after the big ape has just run
all over the city? How does a kid who's never shot a gun
before (not just any gun mind you, but a fully automatic
machine gun, no less) shoot huge crawling bugs of another
guy's face with his eyes closed and not hit the guy? And
the list of ludicrousness and silliness goes on and on.
Finally, why all of the offensive language? Why take the
names of diety in vain so often? I don't get it. Why
offend us violently and repeatedly by using names in vain
that so many Christians cherish and hold dear?
Frankly, I'm tired of the sick and twisted filth that
Hollywood is churning out. I'm tired of all of the
bloated, exaggerated, unrealistic CGI junk that is
replacing good acting, believeable plots and storylines,
and realistic situations. Sure, it's nice to go to a movie
and be entertained, even surprised, by bigger-than-life
effects, but what Jackson and so many other directors are
producing resembles what adolescents do when they play and
pretend and their imaginations are so unbelievable and
absurd that the result is pure silliness.
What a waste of time this movie was. Please don't waste
your time and have your finer senses offended by sitting
through this garbage.
TRIANGLE MAN | Jan. 3, 2006
first of all, i've been reading this colomn for over three
years. dennis orgill has written several commentaries, and
hasnt seen a movie he liked yet, its amazing. i'm not
harrassing him, just making a subjective analysis. this
movie was full of computer generated excess, but, it had to
be, where do you find a 30 foot tall ape that can act? and
to say it lacks subtlety is a laugher. it had so much
action, so much realism, so much fun and action that i
thought it was a good film. the large insects played well
with the theme of the "lost" island. the islanders, though
over the top, proved to be the connection to the kong.
they left him sacrifice o plenty. i always stay subjective
when i go to a film. i remember that it is there to be an
avenue to be entertained. this film entertained me very
much. i think he could have shaved a solid half hour off
of it, but other than that, above average, very
entertaining and fun had by all. i dont know if everyone
caught the gorilla taking a bite off the head of a "runner"
or not, but i find that funny, not objectionable. that
should give you some insight into my humor plate. steven
jackson has a new fan, he takes the large screen and fills
it up visually on every level.
FINCY | Dec. 29, 2005
This is far from a great movie. I should know not to trust
Jeff Vice's remarks. We do not see eye to eye on what makes
a good movie.
It was far too long. It was a lot more style than substance.
The style was the special effects which were way too long. I
felt like I was watching Jurassic Park and Raiders of the
Lost Ark through them. The substance or plot was weak. The
movie could have been done with in less than two hours but
had to drag on for 3 hours and seven minutes. When a movie
has to rely so much on special effects that tells me the
plot is weak.
I enjoyed Naomi Watts as Ann and her love interest. The film
editing was very poor. It plodded too much. The pace of the
movie needed to be quicker. Seeing this once was enough.
DEAN | Dec. 28, 2005
I give this my WOT rating (Waste of Time). There are times
in the movie that it just gets ridiculous, totally
unbelievable(my wife says I don't have enough imagination.
Then they throw out the typical slimy bugs to shock you, for
me it's just anxiety. I'm tired of special effects taking
the place of content. Finally it was long, like I said WOT.
HARRISON! | Dec. 23, 2005
plenty of people will hate this movie.... like my lawyer
friend that lives across the street, but do you really
want to be like him anyway?
this show may be a little bloated, but it's an experience
that you shouldnt miss. it's like the first time you
have an orgasm, and it hurts really bad afterwards...
should you still have sex? of course!
go see this movie, unless your a lawyer or a nazi...
KATHERINE | Dec. 22, 2005
I caught an 11pm showing of this movie after reading Jeff's
review and came away feeling like I'd been robbed. I wish
I'd stayed home and gone to bed early. I am left wondering
if film critics are paid off because for me and the 5 others
in my party we all thought the movie was extremely over
rated. It was way too long. It got off to a good start and
ended up O.K but the middle got so ridiculous. Don't waste
your money going to see this. If you really must see it
wait til it's out for a rental.
To add to my disgust a couple sat infront of us with 3 young
children. This is definately not suitable for small
children.
DENNIS ORGILL | Dec. 19, 2005
Lacks subtlety. Drowns in CGI excess. Could have been
great.
FRED NITNEY | Dec. 19, 2005
Ben (below) is right on. What a LAME movie. If movies are
graded by special effects, this one is 4 stars for the
monkey. If they're graded on on clever plots, character
development, story integrity, fast and cohesive pacing and
holding the audience's interest, this film is a TURKEY! I
couldn't tell if I was watching Jurassic Park or King
Kong. If you're going to have a gorilla, why not have big
jungle animals: like snakes, lizards, monkeys, ROUSes and
lions instead of stupid dinosaurs and cockroaches? (Note
to Peter Jackson: someone's already done the dinosaur
thing). Good Grief... this movie is terrible. Boring,
full of movie making cliches, insulting to my limited
inteligence (let's see... the boat leaves NYC and ends up
in short order in Sumatra.... a preeminent writer is happy
to work in a animal cage, the sedated animal is
transported from island to dinky steamship but we're not
shown how) I realize this is a remake, but this movie is
not only a TURKEY, it's WAY too long, boring, stupid and
horrid! The funniest thing is that we paid to see it!
BEN | Dec. 17, 2005
Jeff, you must have watched a different King Kong then the
one I went to. There were actually points in this film
where I thought Kong and the leading lady might start
making out. And I thought for sure Ann Darrow was going to
jump right after Kong at the end. At least you could have
flattened the Director at the end. I give King Kong a
Turkey not just because the show is so bad but in hopes to
put and end to the sfx era. I know it has its place but
please don't replace the character development with a
bunch of crappy expensive special effects.
MICHAEL D. | Dec. 17, 2005
I found this movie to be true to the original 1933 version
of the film but the hype that was built up for this movie
was far too much. I expected more from this film than it
actually delivered. I agree with others that talk of the
special effects, as they did lack in many areas. WETA
really dropped the ball in this film here and there when
it came to the special effects.
Still the movie was really good and will be in my top 5 of
the year behind Star Wars, Harry Potter 4, Chronicles of
Narnia and Batman Begins.
This movie could've been done in 2.5 hours instead of 3
hours and 10 minutes. Peter Jackson needs to realize that
length isn't ALWAYS what people want when it comes to
movies. Yes they worked for the Lord of the Rings movies
but for this one it just didn't work as well.
Oh and someone tell me how a person can shoot a bunch of
cockroaches off someone else with a machine gun and not
hit the person! Gimmie a break. LOL!
I thought the acting was good and some classic scenes
between Kong and Naomi Watts. Jack Black was really good
as well and his performance in this movie will put him in
the next tier of Hollywood actors.
Peter Jackson shows he is a genius when it comes to film
making but he also shows that he is capable of making
mistakes as well as any honest person will attest to after
seeing this film. It's not perfect by any means but it
was a noble effort nonetheless. It's probably a movie
that I will only see once in the theaters but will buy
when it comes out on DVD.
Oh and please don't bring young kids to this movie!! I
got tired of hearing all the crying from the little kids
while watching this movie. I wouldn't let any kid under
10 see this movie...and that's being generous. This is a
HARD PG-13 movie. (Oh and was that Shelob from Return of
the King in this movie?) Ha ha!
DAVE | Dec. 16, 2005
3 stars. This was a good movie but not as good as I
thought it was going to be. I think people will force
themselves to like this movie because it is a "Peter
Jackson movie" and he did such an amazing job on the LOTR
movies. My biggest disappointment in this movie was the
special effects (sfx). Don't get me wrong, there were
some GREAT sfx but there were 7 or 8 scenes where the sfx
were absolutely awful. The worst was the "brontosaurus
stampede." First of all it was totally unrealistic that
hardly anybody got trampled with all these dinos running
right over them. Then you add some of the worst sfx for
that particular scene and you have one of hollywoods worst
scenes in a LONG TIME! Then the "pole vaulting tribal
guy" was very choppy and not real looking at all. There
were other areas where it was pretty bad as well. The
reason I bring up the sfx is cuz I know many people will
say that the sfx were "amazing" and some of the best that
they've seen. Not true in my opinion. Also, it was a
little long in some areas (PJ needs to fire his editor for
this movie for letting some of the scenes go too long.)
Now, let me say the story was very well done for the most
part. I really liked how he portrayed King Kong. You
really felt for him when he died at the end. Jack Black
is probably the best character in the movie...he had some
great one liners in the movie. He also had the stupidest
line in the movie as well, "No! It was beauty that killed
the beast!" (Oh brother!) But I would recommend this
movie but would not say it's the best movie of the year.
If you are going back and forth between King Kong or
Chronicles or Narnia or Harry Potter 4...go see the latter
2 and wait on King Kong.
If this movie makes more money then ANY of the LOTR films
it will be a total shame. (Of course it only made 9.7
million on opening day when they expected close to 100
million on opening day.)
MARK ATKINSON | Dec. 15, 2005
First of all, due to the violence this movie should have
been rated a solid R. True there was no blood, but that
the disdain for human life in this film was unforgivable.
The CGI gorilla in this movie was astounding. Kudos to the
designers. King Kong was every bit as realistic as the
live actors.
My problem with the movie was the shameful attempt at
telling a story. A movie, is nothing more than a
continuation of a long history of story telling in the
human race. True, we are wowed by special effects that
enhance a story, but in this film, it was all about the
former. The storyline was slow, unimaginative,
disconnected from itself, and just plain boring. The first
hour was almost interesting, the second almost got
somewhere and the final hour was sheer torture. And the
many misfired attempts at humor certainly did not help the
situation.
What did I like? The acting was quite good but this movie
still qualifies as a Thanksgiving dish: TURKEY! : >
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