The Ten

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Reviewed: 09/14/2007
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Three of the comic segments in "The Ten" are sort of funny. Three others are just so-so. And the remaining four are just dumb, painfully unfunny and/or downright crude.

That's not the kind of percentage filmmakers aim for, especially with something so irreverent that it's bound to upset large segments of the population.

"The Ten" is a series of interconnected skits tied thematically to the Ten Commandments, along with narration bits and wrap-around segments that star Paul Rudd as Jeff Reigert. Jeff is having strife with his spouse, Gretchen (Famke Janssen), who doesn't realize he is having an affair with a younger woman, Liz Anne (Jessica Alba). This story becomes the sequence about adultery.

Others that follow include:

• A doctor (co-screenwriter Ken Marino) who is convicted of killing a patient "as a goof."

• A lonely librarian (Gretchen Mol) who falls in love with a Mexican carpenter (Justin Theroux) she believes is Jesus.

• A celebrity impersonator (Oliver Platt) who pretends to be Arnold Schwarzenegger to help settle a parentage dispute.

• Materialistic neighbors (Liev Schreiber and Joe Lo Truglio) who are trying to out-accumulate each other.

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• A woman (Winona Ryder) who is obsessed with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Co-screenwriter/director David Wain ("Wet Hot American Summer") has a lot of ideas, but unfortunately none worth exploring.

A scene that spoofs Woody Allen's style — right down to a joke about actress Dianne Wiest — is clever. One about a collection of male nudists who meet on Sunday is not.

"The Ten" is rated R for crude sexual humor and language (sight gags, references, strong profanity and other suggestive talk), simulated sex and other sexual contact, violence (beatings, some sexual violence and a stabbing), drug references, a scene depicting prison rape, full male nudity, slurs based on sexual preference, and some brief gore. Running time: 96 minutes.


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Rating: The Ten
Rated R for violence, brief gore, profanity, vulgarity, nudity, sex, drug use,
Cast of The Ten
Jessica Alba, Adam Brody, Paul Rudd, Ken Marino, Winona Ryder, Bobby Cannavale, Famke Janssen, Gretchen Mol, Rob Corddry, Kerri Kenney
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