For instance, go see "the orphanage" and then sit back and wait for a particularly inferior American remake. I haven't felt that kind of terror-induced anxiety in an American horror film in . . . forever. Yet no one will go see it because they actually have to read words at the bottom of the screen. I wish Hollywood would give us more credit; we are not that dumb.

After watching the second "National Treasure" movie, I told a friend I would have liked it more if it had been in b&w, in Swedish or Japanese, and made before 1960. That's just me, though.

Yes Johnny, you're very clever. It's too bad everyone knows you'll never watch a foreign film. (But nice job blowing that straw man down.)

Here's what we know you really wanted to say:

"Hicks is so silly - all American remakes are superior because they're in English (God's language!) My goodness - I mean, who wants to read when they go to see a movie? If I wanted to read, I'd get a book (not that I'd ever read a book either, of course.) Obviously anything that's black-and-white, in Swedish, or Japanese is inherently inferior to an English film like 'National Treasure 2' - a real entertainment for real people. Only pretentious silly nuts watch foreign movies, or black-and-white movies (and let's not even start with those who actually watch SILENT (!) films!)"