The surge is working, the surge is working, the sur.. opps, duck!!!
Mr. McCain, you do not know what you are talking about.

Now that our liberation of Iraq is complete, we can all see how successful the plan of our great war hero President, George W. Bush, has been. When Bush flew over 100 bomber missions from Texas to Vietnam non stop, with his brave tailgunner, Karl Rove, and was shot down 5 times but managed to singlehandedly fight through enemy lines, he learned how important it is to be the Decider. It's been hard work, but he has brought peace, democracy, stability, security, fast food, and even malls to Iraq. And all this has been accomplished at no cost to the American taxpayer because oil paid for it, with no loss of US lives, and no loss of innocent Iraqi lives. Only the evil doers have suffered, the bad folks. Yes, there are a few dead enders left, but now that Bush has found the WMDs that Saddam, the Al Queda dictator of Iraq, used to attack us on 9/11, victory is ours. The compassionate conservative principles that George Bush has demonstrated in Abu Ghraib and Gitmo have only reinforced the respect that the entire world has for his administration. Thank you.